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Kyu Kage
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:26 am    Post subject: Not A News Item, But Still Funny Reply with quote

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"





(you're gonna love this)





(its a real treat)





(a masterpiece)





(wait for it)





The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."



(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)



Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!




Give The Frog A Loan

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great! That joke has been lingering my subconcious for literally decades, as something my old man once told, but I could never remember it. And, instead of leaving off with 'loan', its got the Rolling Stone add-on!

Seriously, thanks...it'll be fun to tell that one tomorrow.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 4:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then did you hear about the two aerials that met on a rooftop, fell in love and got married?

The ceremony was crap but the reception was brilliant!
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes

/long groan
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