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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 8:01 am    Post subject: The Best Little Convent In Texas Reply with quote

The Best Little Convent In Texas


A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a
sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and he drives on without
second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real. Then he
drives past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next
to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun
in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
possibly doing business."

"Very well, my son. Please follow me."

The man is led through many winding passages and is soon quite
disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please
knock on this door".

He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup
answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup,
then go through the large wooden door at the end of
this hallway".

He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup and
trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut
behind him. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the
parking lot, facing another small sign:
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL, that was great! Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Oh man. That was bad. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2004 12:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Excellent!
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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2004 4:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ROFLMAO
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