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Babylon Five - One Week Parody

 
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:38 am    Post subject: Babylon Five - One Week Parody Reply with quote

This is an excellent parady song/video.

If anyone wants a copy, I'll try and find the link.


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It's been... five years since we went online,
Laurel Takashima's gone, but Susan's so fine,
Five years since the Vorlon came,
Someone tried to kill him, Sinclair didn't take the blame.
Twelve years since we held the Line,
Twenty-four hours missing outta Jeff's mind,
Yesterday, it went off TV.,
But it'll still be okay, 'cause we got the story.

Oh my God, how it enthralled me, with Garibaldi,
He's getting' balder every season.
He got attacked, his buddy Jack, he went and shot him in the back,
To keep on track the planned assassination/treason.
Hot like Ivanova and Talia, we're gonna Draal ya,
And then we'll kick a little Zathras,
Al Bester's in the Psi Corps, we got a mind war,
Ironheart's the mower and you're the grass.
Lennier and Vir will share a beer and watch Adira disappear,
Without her, Londo's Morden likely bound for darkness,
So it begins, and then Delenn will spin Triluminary
Thin and glowing spiderwebs and step into the Chrysalis.

G'Kar is helpless, then he's hostile, then a holy man,
Trying hard not to smile in front of Sheridan,
I'm the kinda guy who laughs at the Shadow horde,
Can't understand, then you're not a three-edged sword,
I have a tendency to do my thinking with my hands,
I have a history of taking off my gloves.

It's been... five years since Third Age began,
John met Delenn, but Anna would be back again,
Five years since we met Neroon,
He ended up a hero, started out a major loon,
Three years since the Shadow War,
Nastier than any aliens we've seen before,
Yesterday, all the Narns were freed,
But there is something still Keeping hold on Centauri.

Medieval Marcus, the Rescue Ranger,
Lorien shows up, and things get stranger,
Watching out the window of a White Star, it came from Minbar,
And then we'll steal Babylon Four.
Sinclair's fork would be a Valen Tine, he travels through time,
And Ba-Bear-Lon Five is too cute.
Lyta comes back and she's eyin' a guy named Byron,
And Reebo in a Zooty Zoot Suit.
Gonna meet the violence with defiance and Alliance
Cause the giants left the playground with a lot of blood and sorrow.
Gonna get a room on Z'Ha'Dum, the ship'll zoom,
And then go Boom Shubba Lubba 'cause there's always one tomorrow.

How can I help it if I think they're driving Johnny mad?
All the time used to smile, now he's Dave's dad,
I'm the kinda guy who'd rather walkabout than run,
Can't understand why they killed their own son.
I have a tendency to shorten everybody's hair,
I have a history of lopping off heads.

It's been... five years since "The Gathering",
Beginning, middle, end, Joe wrapped up the whole thing,
Five years since we saw this show,
How good it was gonna get, there was no way to know,
Three years since we really knew,
We voted Joe a Hugo, then we gave him Number Two,
Yesterday, it went off TV.,
But we have still got Crusade, so we ain't too sorry.

Still got Crusade, so we ain't too sorry....
Joe, I've seen Crusade -- you're gonna be sorry.
Bring me the head of Londo Mollari.


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It's been... five years since we went online,
Laurel Takashima's gone, but Susan's so fine,
Five years since the Vorlon came,
Someone tried to kill him, Sinclair didn't take the blame,
-- Twelve years since we held the Line,
-- Twenty-four hours missing outta Jeff's mind,
Yesterday, it went off T.V.,
But it'll still be okay, 'cause we got the story.
Oh my God, how it enthralled me, with Garibaldi,
-- He's gettin' balder every season.
He got attacked, his buddy Jack, he went and shot him in the back,
To keep on track the planned assasination/treason.
Hot like Ivanova and Talia, we're gonna Draal ya,
-- And then we'll kick a little Zathr-ass,
-- Al Bester's in the Psi Corps, we got a mind war,
Ironheart's the mower and you're the grass.
-- Lennier and Vir will share a beer and watch Adira disappear,
Without her, Londo's Morden likely bound for darkness,
-- So it begins, and then Delenn will spin Triluminary
Thin and glowing spiderwebs and step into the Chrysalis.
-- G'Kar is helpless, then he's hostile, then a holy man,
-- Tryin' hard not to smile in front of Sheridan,
-- I'm the kinda guy who laughs at the Shadow horde,
Can't understand, then you're not a three-edged sword,
-- I have a tendency to do my thinking with my hands,
-- I have a history of taking off my gloves.
It's been... five years since Third Age began,
John met Delenn, but Anna would be back again,
-- Five years since we met Neroon,
He ended up a hero, started out a major loon,
-- Three years since the Shadow War,
Nastier than any aliens we've seen before,
Yesterday, all the Narns were freed,
But there is something still Keeping hold on Centauri.
-- Medieval Marcus, the Rescue Ranger,
-- Lorien shows up, and things get stranger,
Watching out the window of a White Star, it came from Minbar,
And then we'll steal Babylon Four.
-- Sinclair's fork would be a Valen Tine, he travels through time,
-- And Ba-bear-lon Five is too cute.
-- Lyta comes back and she's eyin' a guy named Byron,
-- And Reebo in a Zooty Zoot Suit.
Gonna meet the violence with defiance and Alliance
Cause the giants left the playground with a lot of blood and sorrow.
Gonna get a room on Z'Ha'Dum, the ship'll zoom,
And then go Boom Shubba Lubba 'cause there's always one tomorrow.
-- How can I help it if I think they're driving Johnny mad?
-- All the time used to smile, now he's Dave's dad,
-- I'm the kinda guy who'd rather walkabout than run,
Can't understand why they killed their own son.
-- I have a tendency to shorten everybody's hair,
-- I have a history of lopping off heads.
It's been... five years since "The Gathering",
Beginning, middle, end, Joe wrapped up the whole thing,
-- Five years since we saw this show,
How good it was gonna get, there was no way to know,
-- Three years since we really knew,
We voted Joe a Hugo, then we gave him Number Two,
Yesterday, it went off T.V.,
But we have still got "Crusade", so we ain't too sorry.
Still got "Crusade", so we ain't too sorry.
Still got "Crusade", so we ain't too sorry.
Bring me the head of Londo Mollari.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want it.......

LOL
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Found It!

There's some decent stuff here.

Most of it is streaming only, but the B5 Vid (in two formats) is downloadable.

You'll find it at the bottom of the page.

They're lower quality than the one I found a while back...
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